If Johnny Depp and Amber Heard were footy players then Heard would cop a sin bin but Depp would get sent off and would have to face the judiciary. Unlikely to have a new contract registered. #footyexplainseverything

#FILTHY

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There is really only one clear solution for Kambosos not making weight #KambososHaney #FightMilk

Did Haney lob up for the fight after his second job of painting houses? #KambososHaney

'This is dangerous to the players': Commentators blow up as slow-motion security guards impersonate Souths' defence by letting pitch invader run riot at WIN Stadium #NRLDragonsSouths dailymail.co.uk/sport/nrl/arti…

Tennis fans have come up with an outrageous theory that the infamous '700 drinks' woman from the Wimbledon men's tennis final between Nick Kyrgios and Novak Djokovic was Kate Middleton dailymail.co.uk/sport/tennis/a… #KateMiddleton #Wimbledon2022 #Kyrgios #WimbledonFinal #700DrinksBro

Funny how everyone has an opinion now. Strangely silent the many, many times the Cowboys were on the wrong end of shocking calls #handofForan #7tackletry #NRLCowboysTigers

People who exclusively listen to Farnsie, Barnsie and a spot of Daryl Braithwaite ragging on NRL pre-game entertainment every year is so tedious #NRLGF

Those Sydney Kings fans jeering a player that is hurt from a head clash really need to grow TF up #NBL23

How far Aussie #NBA star Ben Simmons has sunk: The damning numbers along with the five key issues holding him back - and what needs to be done to fix them dailymail.co.uk/sport/nba/arti…

Anyone thinking NRL players are greedy should look at the state the game has left Alex McKinnon and Simon Dwyer in. Not every player earns $1m. The average career is ~45 games and leaves players at risk of permanent injury/CTE. A retirement fund isn't an outrageous request.

Maybe now India will prepare a wicket for the fourth Test that is condusive to spin, without being a carnival act #IndvAus

If I needed a wet blanket, I would reach for Michael Atherton before a literal wet blanket #EnglandCricket | #Ashes

The NRL's microscopic analysis of every. single. try is getting so tedious. You just know as soon as that whistle goes three times the bunker is going to do everything it can to take the try away. Really ruining the spectacle #NRL #NRLTitansDolphins

Newcastle start about as well as a 50 year old mower that has never been serviced #NRLWarriorsKnights

God broke the mould when he made Carl Webb, maybe that is why he wanted him back so soon. Crushing news to hear today and these are the few clumsy words I could manage for a truly great bloke of rugby league dailymail.co.uk/sport/nrl/arti…

Gorden Tallis with a cracking comment. Notice the awkward silence for about a second.

Hands down the moment of these Olympic Games. Australian BMX rider Saya Sakakibara winning gold for her brother Kai who suffered a traumatic brain injury that almost claimed his life. Not a dry eye in the house

Maybe if India didn't block the use of HotSpot we wouldn't have to debate whether it was an "optical illusion or late swing" or "obviously f***ing out" #AUSvIND #BoxingDayTest: