My kids found this killer Noah’s Ark puzzle. Even the elephant is looking back like “what the f are you two doing here?”

Receptionist: Hello, Morgan and Morgan, How may I direct your call? Me: Morgan, please. Receptionist: Which Morgan? Me: There is only one. Receptionist: Actually sir, there are... Me: There is only one. Receptionist: Sir, in order for me to... Me: THERE IS ONLY ONE.

Amazing until you need help. “MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY. This is Ship for Brains calling US Coast Guard. Repeat: Ship for Brains taking on water. Hello?”

Uptown girl

I’m working on a tequila and ice cream drink called The McSlurry Number JUAN Tequila #DrinkNumberJUAN

Happiness is as easy as a step in the right direction. #MondayMotivation #mondaymantra

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Girls night out! Kansas and 38 Special! #winstarlive

Saw a post the other day that said no matter what your religious/ political philosophy is, if it doesn’t involve being kind to people every day , then it’s worthless. I think i found my religious/political philosophy.