16days until Valentines Day aka16 days until a night at home alone complaining about stupid couples, because I'm forever alone Corli

"Life Facts: It's funny how 1 text, 1 song, 1 mistake, 1 lie, 1 word, 1 truth, and 1 person could change your mood in 1 second."

Some things are just never meant to be, no matter how much we wish they were.

"Wisdom :) I'm not saying I don't want you, cause believe me, I do. I'm just not going to chase after you."

"I don't regret the things I've done, I regret the things I didn't do when I had the chance."

"Unicorns can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore I am a unicorn. Your arguement is invalid." Jene hahaha =D

It's crazy how some people who ever said "I'll always be here for you...", isn't here..

Me: I like that... Me: *looks at price tag* .... Me: I don't like that anymore. Jene

Mum:Why is your room always so messy?Me:So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die. Elné Strauss

I wish I had a cute laugh but instead I sound like a dying seal. Corli

I’m not a morning person or a night time person I don’t think I’m even a person.. Jene

"I love my 6 pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat." Karina

"Funny Sayings: *sits in towel for several hours after showering*" Jene You know it!! =D

"Lol: Me: I like that... Me: *looks at price tag* .... Me: I don't like that anymore." Karina

"Steve Stifler: mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes" Jene

"Lol: Cops never say "Thank you for committing a crime and keeping us employed", selfish bastards... 😒" Jene

"Life As A Playa: The best curves on a girl are from her smile.... Just playing look at dat ass 🙌" Jene.. klink dit bekend!? =p

I either dress super girly and pretty or I dress like a 40 year old man that hasn't gotten out of bed in 2 months. Jene =D

That awkward moment when they guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow. Elné Strauss