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Psychopathy among bureaucrats. We all have come across few such individuals in office. The damage they do !!! Phew 😥! deccanherald.com/opinion/psycho… via Deccan Herald

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Yes. They have failed and now they are white elephants. Govt will function better without them. Keep only enforcement agencies such as IPS, IRS. Maintain law and order, collect taxes. Over ! Rest everything private sector can provide.

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If X is the population of the constituency. Calculate how many votes does BJP and Congress get if voting pattern remains the same.

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For the last 7 years every 30th April I have been making this resolution : " Agli baar main APAR time pe file kardoonga.. last din tak pending nahin rakhoonga"

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The Bus Battle of Push-Back Seats As I settled into my plush seat aboard the Volvo luxury bus, little did I know that I was about to witness the clash of the titans, or rather, the clash of the push back seats. It all started innocently enough – two couples, one behind the other,

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The Trickle-Down Effect Commissioner Singh Sahib is a man not only known for his distinguished service and strict demeanour but also for his few peculiar habits. One late evening, as he was leaving the office and walking down the corridor, he casually mentioned to Joint

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A cruel joke has been played: making income tax officers file their tax return and making them pay tax. It's like giving yourself a root canal.

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The Bold Beggar's Request It was a cold, crisp morning in the Ancient kingdom of Bureaucratapolis. The streets were bustling with vendors setting up their stalls, but two beggars, Assito and Deputo huddled together on a corner, shivering from the biting wind. They had no shelter,

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During our academy training, one of our assistant course directors used to say, “You are nobody.” It felt like an existential crisis in the making. But now it’s mantra I carry. From ‘Aham Brahmasmi’ to ‘Aham Nobody’ —the ultimate spiritual and bureaucratic evolution.

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Who said bureaucracy lacks innovation? Look at the number of reporting formats. Every officer designs a new masterpiece aiming for clarity, but achieving pure creativity!

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“This property has been acquired from the advance received from .....…” his Immovable Property Returns (IPR) declaration states.

“This property has been acquired from the advance received from .....…” his Immovable Property Returns (IPR) declaration states.
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Remember those Adarsh Balak posters from school? Came up with grown-up version: Adarsh Boss. A gentle reminder and note to self.

Remember those Adarsh Balak posters from school?
Came up with grown-up version: Adarsh Boss.
A gentle reminder and note to self.
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Again, the #AjitPawar news is a reminder-nothing is really in our hands. We spend our lives doing careful math: permutations of choices, combinations of alliances, additions of effort, subtractions of doubt, integrations of past experience, differentiations to find the “optimal

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AC/DC goes to PrCC requesting for a transfer. Cited Old parents as ground for Transfer. PrCC (after a long, thoughtful pause): "Dekhiye, sabke parents old hote hain aur bachche chhote hote hain. Yeh biology hai. Nature ka rule hai"