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⭐️Chadicus Maximus ⭐️

@alpharogueguru

IQ 189 (genius). 13 Figure ARR Ecom. 2% Body Fat. 6’2 & 3/4” Tall. Crypto Trader. Ex-Navy Seal Pilot. MMA 97-0-0. Dong 12” (9” flaccid). 14 Model Girlfriends.

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“We stand on the shoulders of Giants” - Noel Gallagher Steve Jobs invented the telephone in 1876 aged just 11. Before that humans communicated using only grunts or hand signals. Most people didn’t have hands. Think about that when you’re jerking off to World Of Minecraft

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Many people find coffee makes them twitchy, wired and anxious. This is nature’s way of telling you than you are not man enough to drink it. In this case I suggest sweetened chamomile tea, warm breast milk, or your own tears. Not enough talk about this.

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Bill Gates built the worlds first microscope in 1871 aged just 5. He’d been told in a dream that there were tiny creatures that lived in Petri dishes. Instead of derisively laughing this curious little boy got to work, and is now the owner of Africa. Lesson. Do the work.

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Eating is weakness. Ignore the body’s pathetic desire for food. Ask yourself - will these fries help me to punch harder, this croissant earn me money, or this sausage help me impregnate females with sons? Refuel when dizzy on blended raw eggs, liver, water and laxative powder.

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You bought her a romanticValentine’s dinner for $100. At 8% compounding for 150 years, that’d be $20,000,000 Your grandchildren could OWN that McDonalds. But you’re too thirsty for that. We are not the same.

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I pity circumcised men, never able to give a women their personal ‘forget-me-not’. That tiny fleck of Gentleman’s Relish from under the foreskin, secretly wiped on the ear or hair of your lover. She’ll be catching gentle wafts of you for days. Living rent free in her head. 👃

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Guy shat himself at BJJ today from Fat Tony’s knee on belly. Some pansies gagged, ran off mat, etc. Real G’s kept rolling. That’s just the smell of hard work. Guy escaped, caught Fat Tony in a triangle. Fat Tony vomited before going unconscious. Didn’t tap. Lesson there.

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To be my friend, you must also be a worthy opponent. Therefore whenever I enjoy someone’s company, I will randomly punch them in the face to test their mettle. Won’t explain.

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LQBTQ+ have my full support this month. 🏳️‍🌈 We need the gays. I regularly watch gay porn to check that I’m not aroused by dudes slamming (I’m not). Also lesbians are great (as long as they’re hot and don’t look like dudes). All welcome here. #loveislove #Pride #inclusive

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Compare the right knee with the left. Within two days of this BJJ injury (cruciate ligament) it completely healed. Doctors were amazed. My secret? I’m a superior human. Follow to learn more about how amazing I am.

Compare the right knee with the left. 

Within two days of this BJJ injury (cruciate ligament) it completely healed.

Doctors were amazed. 

My secret?

I’m a superior human. 

Follow to learn more about how amazing I am.
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Raw liver inserted directly into the anus massively increases testosterone production, especially when sunning balls. The absorption of the interaction between the livers neuropeptides and the UVA light is massively increased through the colon as not diluted by stomach acid.

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The Pharma Awards Europe 2022 is where the brightest players in pharma gain recognition. We are delighted to announce that ATMPS is a finalist for the ‘Most Valuable Data and Insights Initiative Award. Reuters Events Pharma #REpharma22 #blockchain #biomedical events.reutersevents.com/pharma/awards-…

The Pharma Awards Europe 2022 is where the brightest players in pharma gain recognition. 

We are delighted to announce that ATMPS is a finalist for the ‘Most Valuable Data and Insights Initiative Award. 

<a href="/RE_Pharma/">Reuters Events Pharma</a> #REpharma22 #blockchain #biomedical 

events.reutersevents.com/pharma/awards-…