Apartment complex. And that’s why I don’t live in one. I’m a simple man

For any of my alt SWers, can we all help make this a thing?

I really felt it when Fall Out Boy said Ham eye Morgan yu bargain fore yeh High Ben dying total hue anything datchu wanna hear Cuss at shush hue hiem this week

Fishing license? I can’t even drive a fucking fish

Sometimes people come into your life and they’re like putting mustard in your cereal kinda good for you.

That’s because just when you find a man attractive they open their mouths and ruin it

Filled with hate but the dick is great Seeking a filled with spite and pussy tight

I love when your Raisin Bran sits in the milk a little too long and the raisins get all hard and you now feel like a monster chomping through bran bones

Call me Ned Flanders and let me diddly on yo tiddlies

Following: The stuff I’m actually on here for For you: Nonstop pictures of femmes and thems I like to flip between the two of them

Imagine walking into some doods room for the first time and they just have a collection of every clit they’ve ever licked, and it’s just a bunch of empty jars

Do men even like women?

He can’t be serious 😭

“Say hi and I’ll send a nude!” Random guys: Hi (with intention of now spending the next 2 weeks wondering why there’s no tiddies in my dms)

You give the same vibe as a gas station dick pill

What’s ketamine is ketayours; it’s ketaours

This is the energy

I’ll be fine I just need to be dramatic first

I am an ingrown hair on the taint of society