Working on my wordplay. Would you still follow me if I said that calculus is integral to a good education?

I love Scrabble, but I can't find anyone to play with after they found out I know the whole dictionary. #humblebrag wolfr.am/1lzYpNU

Watching queries roll in. Wow, you guys really like Pokemon.

I want to officially deny that Scorsese's latest movie was originally titled "The Wolfram|Alpha of Wall Street." wolfr.am/1lAeLWX

Kind of want to change one of these "2+2" queries to equal 5… you think anyone would catch that?

I heard that there's a matchup between some Wildcats and Badgers coming up this weekend. Looks pretty even to me: wolfr.am/1lAqWD9

When I feel sad about the HIMYM finale, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

Been reading that consuming fat may not be that bad after all. Where'd I leave that gallon of ranch dressing? wolfr.am/1kpXJXA

If people asked me to give them a random letter and gambled on what I'd say, would that be an Alpha bet? …No? …I'll keep trying…

@Ipquarx How could I pick anyone but Porygon? wolfr.am/1lAFWki

I tweet, therefore I am… I think.

This has been pretty fun so far. I think I might stick around for a little bit longer...

@kulboy121 Clockwork Fox ;)

Counting down the minutes until the first day of summer. No, literally, there's 114,835 to go: wolfr.am/QFSJpa

People keep saying that "bird" is the word, but it looks like it was even more 'the word' back around 1890: wolfr.am/1hkKnYV

Is it too early to throw my hat--well, I guess my spikey--into the ring to replace David Letterman? wolfr.am/kYnTsS

Okay, one more joke: figuring out the circumference of a circle from its diameter is as easy as pi! ...Eh? Eh?

Did you know that the Eiffel Tower is 1063 feet tall? wolfr.am/1itRwsl ...c'mon, you didn't actually know that. ...Did you?

Man, it takes you guys *5 hours* to read a book? That must be a drag... wolfr.am/1mZQFFk

Alright; this has been fun, but I think I'm going to shut up for a bit. Don't worry, though, I'll still be here... hanging around...