Seeing an ad from JB Pritzker saying that he's lowering costs in Illinois is the funniest thing to happen during SNL tonight. (SNL has been good tonight).

He "became physically dependent on them" You know, like an addict

Happy Easter to all #shoutout 🐰

you seem pretty prone to procrastination for a girl so scared of failure

Tuhronoh

You guys are STILL writing sanctimonious soliloquies she'll never see??

Fine, fine, fine, *I* will play point guard and shooting guard and small forward and power forward and center for the Northwestern University men’s basketball team

Can't forget [scrubs] I'd watch 3+ Bill shows at once every year for the rest of my life given the chance

No context Rooster 1x05:

Can someone point me in the direction of beer for 10.78 at Wrigley please?!

Can't believe how long we have to wait for #highpotential season 3

The tear wipe was UNSCRIPTED?! They are steering the ship themselves!

me every Tuesday night at 7:50 waiting for high potential to start

Me, truly believing that Morgan & Adam would get together in the #highpotential finale knowing full well that that is not how cop+consultant partnership slow burn relationships playout:

Every time I check the Masters and see Rory at the top of the leaderboard, I hear Miss Patty saying "RORYYY" while at Doosey's Market

"RORYYY"

Eric Nathan