Listen we can't handle any of those other disasters so don't ask for snow cause the poor will die of frostbite when hit with a blizzard

So me & my man broke up right? Cool. I was hurt for a minute but I bounced back. A few weeks later he pops out with a new girl ok cute or whatever. Soon as I post on my story he come in my messages like, “I miss you, it don’t feel the same.” 😭 Boy please! You just posted her

If i was yb I’d continue to not say shit.

😂

Now l get it when they say "curiousity killed the cat 😸😅😂😂😂"

J.C. Carter show

Going to bed on Sunday realizing you have to wake up early tomorrow to repeat the same week for the 86th time in a row

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

I need the chokehold that Ai has on the Bajan populace that now refuse to create their posters the usual way cause now all of them look the same and it's sad as fuck

Just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

i wanna go shopping, but not with my money

The next few hours in Bajan twitter will be very entertaining 😂

I am horrendously disappointed. Don’t call my house - respect our privacy at this time.

I fuck with Speed but he use to be setting off fireworks in that lady house all hours of the night. Let’s be a lil serious for a second 😂