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Phillip Swift

@alotofdamage

[Salesman Extraordinaire] “Now That’s a Lotta Damage!” ||#RP #SSBRP || {NOT AFFILIATED WITH PHIL SWIFT OR FLEX TAPE}|| #AntiBLACKEDArmy

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The Flex God feels slightly disgruntled… Oh well, as long as he doesn’t start anything with another god.— He’ll just remain upon the Flex Throne.—

The Flex God feels slightly disgruntled…

Oh well, as long as he doesn’t start anything with another god.—

He’ll just remain upon the Flex Throne.—
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How to Improve an Android. Step 1: Buy a container of Flex Seal liquid. Step 2: open it. Step 3: throw the Android in it. Step 4: cover and let it dry overnight. Step 5: buy a fucking iPhone.

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Lord Shaggy has been destroyed… The Flex God just chuckles quietly to himself while rubbing his hands together. The throne of Meme God is his once more.

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“To Show you the power of Flex Tape…” Places a pack of C4 on the wall, before stepping back and pulling out the detonator… Which he then squeezed, causing the explosive to detonate.— “… I blew a hole in this wall!”

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//when you realize someone’s chasing after and harassing female writers like yourself… But you can then use this status to lure them in… AND THEN SAW THEIR EMOTIONS IN HALF.