Charlie Brown is an adult now. Snoopy is merely a security question.

Shame that VAR overshadowed the fact that there have been two general elections in between Adam Lallana's last two PL assists

My kid wrote a song called, “I Wonder What’s Inside your Butthole” Quite honestly, it slaps.

He looks like he's wearing an ill fitting Nigel Mansell mask

Just saw an old clip of Charlie Boorman on masterchef. "Was that Richard K Herring?" said my wife

It’s Marcel Desailly’s birthday, so here’s 45 seconds of him cackling like a maniacal Bond villain. x.com/Ballinas30/sta…

FT: Letter about rule of 6 #TomorrowsPapersToday

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Compton lower block 5 row 21 seat 93... Dani Wyatt!!!! #lovelords

Heather Knight!!!! CIM stand block T row F seat 17 #ENGvAUS

Nigel the cat having a wash in the sink, from Alex in rustington Sunday Brunch

The best collection of penis euphemisms, puns and innuendo you'll read in four sentences, today or any day.

@Wankston Betty Glendenning @LVNapoli1926 probably what puts him off

According to this Rickie Lambert has the slowest recorded top running speed of any outfield player at the World Cup fifa.com/worldcup/stati…

@Unstuckinarut bosbex depends, if it's the hottest day of the year definitely fridge

@Unstuckinarut bosbex biscuit storage is a complex science

@TalkTalk_UK upgraded through tv for sky movies and sport stated £10 a month, receive email saying it's £40, do not want to pay that much

You said we were going to Nando's Johnny #leadersdebate

@Glayvens Amanda ha that's amazing