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Allyssa Capri

@allyssacapri

31 | feature writer for @slashfilm | bylines: @slashfilm @CatapultStory @ThisIsTheTake | cookie monster | your natural haired black albino hippie auntie

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This is all I kept thinking yesterday like all she really got from him was great opponents and match graphics. He did nothing to make her feel like a part of the division or give her a character that we could invest in.

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I'm not falling for this psyop. She's allowed to wrestle outside of AEW whenever she wants. It's not like in WWE where if she was in booking hell she was just STUCK there. She can go back for a retirement run in a decade and collect her HOF ring then ✌🏻

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I also interpreted it this way. In fact to me this shows more care because they're giving them a warmup to ensure their TV debut is up to snuff.

Cardi B (@iamcardib) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If we talking about drugs let’s talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to rape them. Why yall don’t wanna talk about the Epstein files?

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I do feel for Stat shitty booking aside bc she is so clearly an introvert cursed to try to express herself in an extrovert's industry. She's the queen who's naturally (even unintentionally) funny but fails the roast challenge cause she can't be funny on cue.

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My college roommate wore her socks until they got sweaty and stiff and then she just had to throw them out and buy new ones. ON PURPOSE (if you're reading this ily!!!)

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dissing her fans, calling her pop albums trash and complaining about making pop just to turn around and make more pop music… she did it to herself