I CANT PUT SCENTS ON MY COOCHIE PARKER

Not with that attitude

BRB calling my obgyn to tell her Parker McCollum told me it was okay

I’m so sick of our government. It’s about time we as a people but our differences aside and stand up against them.

It’s my bday. I tried to have a little get together and no one showed up. I hate getting older. I feel like I have no friends left.

I mean no disrespect towards anyone specifically, I don’t even mind @Travistritt. I just think insulting transgender people is completely wrong because we live in a country where we can all just be who we want to be It’s a great day to be alive I thought

I’m on no one’s side ol sons, I love God and my family and don’t like when people are being insulted we’re all just doing our best, hope everyone can relax someday soon

i don’t care about ‘natural sugars’ nobody will ever convince me that fresh fruit isn’t good for you

It’s not talked about enough how hard it is dating a hard working blue collar man. It’s easy to start feeling like work is more important to him than you.

If this gets 1M likes our boss will let us name her baby “Armadillo.” Twitter do your thing 🙏

Living in a trailer house be sketchy AF when that Oklahoma wind starts blowin. It’s so loud. 💀

Bro BeReal. sucks. Half the time it doesn’t upload my post. Wtf.

My boyfriend is sitting in the bath with my dog washing her and singing her songs. What did I do to deserve him 🥰

Try and see what happens. Taking away our constitutional rights is an act of war on your people we will not stand for it.

I hope you’re win the war you’re telling no one about 💗

if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours

I want one.

WHAT ARE WE DOING POKES COME ONN

I kinda forgot I had this account. I’m back now bitches

I’ve officially reached the stage in my life where I randomly whisper “Thank you, Lord” throughout the day 😭