Being a mess 24/7 is tough but someone’s got to do it✨ instagram.com/p/BmYnQSGh8oN_…

Imagine carrying a child for 9 months only for it to end up getting two girls pregnant at the same time and then fuck them both over when they’ve just given birth to your children🙂🙂🙂

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Today it’s a year since we lost the brilliant comedian and my dear friend Sean Lock. I’m thinking about him and his family. Our page is still up if you’d like to donate. justgiving.com/walkforseanlock ⁦⁦Macmillan Cancer Support⁩ Thanks . Miss you Sean

Used to be best mates with it #bitchswerve x.com/asassywhale/st…

David: *Plays a secret chord* The Lord: "Nice" You: "Meh" It: *Goes like this* 4th and 5th: *Exists consecutively* Minor: *Falls* Major: *Lifts* King: *Baffled but composing* "Hallelujah"

Add up💖 Need some new lil faces💖🍃

lol my girl ♥️♥️😊 x.com/kyjennerworld/…

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

So my tyre got stabbed in Gravesend today😭

pros n conz of cute boys: pro: -they cute con: -they boy

If anyone was considering transferring £500 to me, now’s a great time to do so

choose your fighter

It should be called TattOUCH BC THIS SHIT IS PAINFUL😭 Round 3 and it’s finally almost finished😍