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Allysia✨

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Imagine carrying a child for 9 months only for it to end up getting two girls pregnant at the same time and then fuck them both over when they’ve just given birth to your children🙂🙂🙂

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Today it’s a year since we lost the brilliant comedian and my dear friend Sean Lock. I’m thinking about him and his family. Our page is still up if you’d like to donate. justgiving.com/walkforseanlock ⁦⁦Macmillan Cancer Support⁩ Thanks . Miss you Sean

Today it’s a year since we lost the brilliant comedian and my dear friend Sean Lock. I’m thinking  about him and his family. Our page is still up if you’d like to donate. justgiving.com/walkforseanlock ⁦⁦<a href="/macmillancancer/">Macmillan Cancer Support</a>⁩ Thanks . Miss you Sean
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David: *Plays a secret chord* The Lord: "Nice" You: "Meh" It: *Goes like this* 4th and 5th: *Exists consecutively* Minor: *Falls* Major: *Lifts* King: *Baffled but composing* "Hallelujah"

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Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?