“you guys ever put a straw in your armpit to blow and make fart noise”

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at the end of the day it's all about doing what's best for ya self

3:45 CapFed parking lot traffic on a Thursday is a big oof 😩

yes I know it’s gonna be 90° and yes I’m going to wear a sweater anyway

whenever I hear Maddie Kemper cackling from her room I know I can expect a message from her within 30 seconds

my biggest flex to this day is that i picked a normal username for snapchat when i was 13

What. A. Game. First Big 12 win of the Les Miles era...Go ahead and check that one off your list 😎 FINAL from The Booth!

sorry I’m late to class professor, I was making a bday post for my dog

am I the only one who wants to drop out of school & disappear off of the grid instead of going back to class tomorrow or???

My laptop may be toast, but on the positive side I found $1 & two pairs of apple headphones I though I lost in my laptop case...so it evens out right🤷🏻‍♀️

Old tswift has some absolute bangers

this is only relevant content on twitter today

#BarstoolBestBar #BarstoolWheel

nothing better than back road cruisin’ with the windows down jammin’ to your favorite tunes

homeboy better be careful, the pictures of his forehead finna make me catch feelings

Kansas City at knuckleheads tonight. RT to win a pair of tickets 🎟