I can drink 3 cups of coffee and go straight to sleep and this is just one example of what is fundamentally wrong with me as a person

This will come as a shock to some, but when it’s snowing, you HAVE TO allow extra stopping distance. It’s 4 wheel drive, not four wheel stop. When it’s slick, it doesn’t matter how many wheels have power, your suburbitank will plow right into Jan’s Prius.

If you haven’t returned from Thanksgiving break yet, maybe just chill at your parents house another day. It’s not worth risking your life for a 9 a.m. Monday morning western civ class. #Snowmageddon2018inLawrenceKS

Wishing ash the very happiest of 18th birthdays! Thanks for all of the late night target runs and our shenanigans💕

Weather officials: you could get frostbite very quickly in this weather. if you don’t have to leave, don’t KU: i mean... just run to class??

I'm not saying KSU is getting away with a lot of contact - BUT KSU IS GETTING AWAY WITH A LOT OF CONTACT #KUBBALL

Sure we can. Lots of layers. Pigs are actually more well suited for the cold than humans. Oink oink, Melissa. #LoveYourPiggies

An absolute RIPPER on the pitch x.com/brlive/status/…

More like existential crisis

Tonight, I was able to fulfill my all time college goal of meeting THE Cheeseburger of Lawrence Police. Big thank you to his handler for his kindness and the opportunity to meet the best drug sniffing (and cutest) K9 in the Midwest!! So, same time next week with Duece???

People with flu: I feel shit. Just wanna stay in bed and do nothing People with Coronavirus: I feel shit. Just wanna go on holidays, see the world, maybe go skiing in Austria, see the Eiffel Tower, maybe some white water rafting, do the Camino de Santiago..

Canada must feel like they live in an apartment above a meth lab.

Atlas turns 1 today. You know what he wants for his birthday? For you to get out there and vote for Donald J. Trump for president (and his dad for veep)

I’ll gladly vote for the first woman president when they give us a woman who is a not a dumb cunt

Killing your babies isn’t as popular as you bitches thought.

Mood

Look what Charlie is leaving behind.

We will never stop debating and discussing. We will never stop standing up for what America is and what she should be. And we will never let Charlie’s voice die. To those who would stop us, I have two words: FUCK YOU.