Bo Bichette to the Blue Jays at the trade deadline... Walk with me...

Danielle Smith’s ‘no more clock changes’ announcement was just a distraction while she quietly from defunded the Alberta Water Council. The AWC protected our drinking water for 20+ years by uniting stakeholders for source water protection of rivers, lakes & aquifers.

hi. sorry. why did no one tell me that max scherzer was 10 strikeouts away from cracking the top 10 all-time strikeout leaders list. that seems like pertinent information

Never - and I cannot fucking stress this enough - 51st 🇨🇦

Logan Webb DRILLS Dalton Rushing right in the ribs. 👀🤷‍♂️

Very manly

What, no fist in the air photo op?

The Boy Who Cried Assassination Attempt

Q. How many fabricated assassination attempts does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Epstein files

TY Buffalo, I appreciate you picking up the anthem when the mic failed.

I am not a fan of anthem singers that sing their own version. I want to be able to sing along with our anthem!

High IQ play. Winning run was on 3rd base in extra innings. Fly ball certainly deep enough to win the game. Drew Gilbert catches the ball as low as he possibly can in hopes of getting the runner to leave the base early. Didn’t work. But worth a shot.

I'm annoyed by the questions the attendant asked me before my mammogram. First asked if there's any chance I could be pregnant (Def not!) Then the follow up Q when was my last period? What's the point of asking the 2nd question, if you don't believe I answered the 1st Q honestly?

No, he'd be living in his mother's basement playing video games and doing memes 18 hours a day. Forcing a man to grow up is the sacrifice.

I moved to Alberta in 2001, raised my family here, and it breaks my heart but today I'm looking at possible jobs in another province. This one is too messed up. Fuck you ucp and separatists.

If you’re genetically skinny and have never struggled with weight, please don’t give your weight loss advice to people.

please get my team out of that cursed satanic stadium

#BlueJays win, 2-0. They had just three hits, but that doesn’t matter because Dylan Cease threw the absolute shit out of the baseball. They’re 17-21.

I love you Dylan Cease. #bluejays50