Just woke up from my mid-day nap. *jumps onto the back of the couch* Now to watch the birds through the picture window. #catobatics

One of my staff is taking dictation for me: Moar catnip plz! Nao!

Dolly Parton wrote this song about me: #staffdictation 4shared.com/mp3/2SegFlaS/D…

Overheard one of my staff say V-E-T... I will commence planning staff evasive techniques after my next nap.

Woke up mid-nap dreaming about the great people at Lawrence Humane - they're the cat's meow! #AdoptAShelterPet

My staff is setting up a Scrabble game. Don't they know it's time for my first pre-bedtime snack?

Been trying to wake my staff for hours. My food dish isn't going to fill itself!

There you are, sunbearm. It's time for my first mid-day nap. #SweetDreamsOfTuna

My staff took me to the vet today. I got a shot and a manipedi. #MetrosexualCat

*nudge nudge NUDGE* Time wake up staffpurrson - my food bowl isn't going to fill itself!

The nice staff purrson is back. It's time for my pre-dinner snack. What sound from yonder kitchen she makes? The can opener & tuna for noms!

Played tug-of-war with Ms. Kitty today with the shoestring. Score: Romeo 3, Ms. Kitty 0 #UndefeatedShoestringChamp

Napping on the couch;

Scratch behind my ears...to the left...to the right...to the left...to the right. Now feed me!

I overheard my staff talking about purchasing an iPad. I will use this device to aid my plot to take over the world between naps.

Staff snuck out early this morning & were gone 4 hrs. They returned & didn't give me my pre-breakfast snack. Rats! #verbalwarningissued

My staff just discovered that I can play with glitter stick on my own. I must assign extra duties for them. #ExtraSushiDetail

My staff had a closed door/open window meeting. I can read lips, and they were talking about a chicken dinner. #WinnerWinnerChickenDinner

優勝者優勝者雞晚餐 #Catonese