Sleepwalking is far from the only affliction they have to tend with...

She read on the Internet that people don't like girls with boobs this big... I-is that true...?

Eating cake makes Urotsuki three inches tall. Keep her on your desk. Brush her with a toothbrush. Feed her a giant piece of cheese!!

Right now, they're both sat in an idyllic forest, sharing a picnic together. The trees are lush, the river is clear, and the food looks simply perfect... Perhaps you'd care to join them, hmm?

Both of them are meticulous about documenting everything in their dream diary. Dreams are ephemeral blots of paint lost so easily to memory; if they don't bother to capture them, who will?

wet dreams ...

it's my birthday today cake effect all day..

Touch fluffy tail...

i'm like, only a wolf in my imagination, okay... but imaginary wolves still like having their butts sniffed.

// also i know poor mado has not been getting much love mostly cause idk how to make her be sexy...... </3

You will join the snuggle pile...

Does it really matter if a dream is "real" or "made up"? If I saw it, and I felt it, then it's real enough for me...

Pawing at the reader. It doesn't matter what they're doing. She should be more important..

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