🎶Lets use social distance, to defeat, THE HUNS🎶

If you live with a significant other and have more than 1 bathroom, and you don’t refer to the secondary one as the “growler bathroom” you’re just adulting wrong.

Bored during quarantine? Need some entertainment in your life? Look no further! Introducing your 2020 DU Exec team!

You know you’re approaching adulthood when you’re fucking fuming watching someone just WASTE AWAY THEIR POINTS ON JEOPARDY MISSING EASY DAILY DOUBLE QUESTIONS. If you bet big you gotta be about that life son.

It seems like all rivers lead to the same ocean when it comes to chasing internet clout. It starts with high hopes but always seems to end with telling people about the new lawnmower 8.0 ceramic blade ball trimmer.

People really out here boycotting beans, that has to be one of the funnier twists to the rollercoaster that has been 2020

PLAY JA JA DING DONG

Apparently turning 23 is the year where you start drinking coffee at work at 4pm, then wonder why you’re having trouble falling asleep at night.

Business idea: sell “I Voted” stickers with mirrored font so people can take their mandatory selfie with their front camera.

Seizures Induced In Millions Of Americans As CNN Map Strobes Wildly Between Blue And Red bit.ly/2JAMa7N

I honestly don’t even remember what it’s like watching a show or movie without closed captioning anymore.

Whoever coined the term speech impediment is a troll. How are you going to make the phrase to describe people who don’t speak well a 4 syllable word?

Finally got my phone screen fixed after like 2 1/2 years of it being shattered and i gotta say it’s a little weird. Might just throw it real hard to get back to what I’ve considered normal for so long.

Did Vegas put out betting odds on Trump doing an upper decker in the Oval Office before leaving the White House? If so I want in on that action.

I mean 2 cloves on the recipe and 6 cloves in reality are basically the same thing right? 🤷🏼‍♀️

Wasabi on a pizza is an unexpected game changer.

I think we should officially campaign to change the name of Texas to Teksas, just so we can have a string of states all the way from Canada to Mexico that include a K.

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