“I’ll be productive when I get home” when I get home:

If I was Megan I’d post this video on my story and go on do not disturb

Them automated systems the worst thing ever dawg just let me talk to somebody

shit gon have me acting like Niklaus Mikaelson

Having a face card like this at 74 is crazy

face card’s been lethal his entire life

Tonight, let us pray. #DeadpoolAndWolverine ❤️💛

The reveal of Robert Downey Jr as Doctor Doom.

Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next

😭

Causally scrolling tiktok when … 😭😭😭 #bb26

THE WAY HE JUST KEPT GOING 😭😭 the entire theater was silent

idk who needs to hear this, but tv writers need to bring back the 22 episodes per season formula. bring back holiday episodes, birthdays, and fillers. i’m tired of having to wait a year or more for a season that has 6-10 episodes.

how it feels coming back to twitter cause tiktok is banned and all the other apps aren’t as funny

the chrome arm had a different level of sauce

Me watching the last 5 minutes of Episode 4

Officially booked every Tuesday until May 12

Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki and Misha Collins did a take of their ‘THE BOYS’ reunion scene as their ‘Supernatural’ characters.