If you think vegans are easily offended, try telling a meat eater that the chicken wings you are grilling for the #4thofJuly BBQ are made out of cauliflower 😂 #vegan

90% of the "food” in grocery stores today didnt exist 100 years ago. 90% of the chronic diseases we suffer from today didn’t exist either. Coincidence?

Dear restaurants: If I’m skipping the cheese and meat, why isn’t the avocado on the house? Make it make sense. #veganproblems

I just tried to buy the domain name of a site I already own because I forgot I already bought it when I had the idea last year 😂 Who can relate? #Entrepreneurship #Entrepreneurproblems

Sorry I’m late. I was busy picturing a world where doctors prescribed food instead of drugs. #FoodHeals

Marketing team at Ring Camera HQ seriously sat around and was like, “How do we sell unconstitutional surveillance of our citizens during the Super Bowl?” And one guy was like “DOGS!”

Rob recruiting Erik as a Traitor is like Regina George inviting Cady to sit with The Plastics #meangirls #traitorsUS

Stephen: I’m a faithful. Everyone: Banish him! The Traitors: Thank you for your service. Micheal Rapaport whispers from the grave… “One hunk left. I told ya!” Everyone: We ❤️ Rob Rob: 🐍

Binging Schitt’s Creek and Dawson’s Creek is how we’re spending Valentines weekend, right?

Glyphosate is toxic and carcinogenic. Bayer owns Monsanto. Monsanto makes Roundup. Roundup = glyphosate. Glysophate causes cancer. Bayer makes cancer meds. Drug companies like Bayer are now immune for producing glyphosate and can’t be held liable when their product causes harm.