Mondays can be rough... So, we’re giving away an Arenado home white jersey! Retweet for your chance to win!

Will miss Sharon SO much, but also really excited to work with Ashley Michelin again!!

Looks like I’ll be moving to Arkansas to vote for him

You know you’re not a new mom anymore when your 6 month old vomits the half of the avocado he just ate, starts playing with the vomit before you can clean it, and you don’t even flinch. #momlife

I told my students we’d be going old school and using scantrons for our test. One student replied “So like when you were in school?” I was speechless. I couldn’t do anything but laugh because he is exactly right. 😂

Need more evidence as to who the preferred parent is? Look to see who gets sick when baby gets sick from daycare. Spoiler alert: it’s me 🙃

Just enjoying my blue steel baby

People more upset about rising gas prices than about the chronic underfunding of education and health care for children just makes no sense.

I’m finally having my twice postponed wedding in a month. We’re requiring ppl to be vaccinated or test negative within 72 hours of the wedding. And some people are refusing to test. People who claim to love us refuse to take a test and wont go. I don’t know how to reconcile this.

THANK YOU GOOGLE CLASSROOM 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

The truth is, one nation under guns.

I honestly don’t know how I’m supposed to share a country with people who would rather see my little kids gunned down than have their “gun rights” restricted.

Jesus rebuked leaders who used prayer as moral cover for systemic injustice.

Took less than 24 hours and already hearing mental health is to be blamed and the solution is to arm teachers. The hoops they leap through to address everything BUT the problem.

Hey folks, we're under 4 months to get your #PSLF waiver application in. I'm *STILL* hearing from people in public service who don't know about it! The limited waiver lets you fix past ineligible payments for PSLF. Apply at studentaid.gov. Get your debt canceled!

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Second worst thing about today: the most patronizing of tweets from male US sports fans who’ve never tweeted about the USWNT before today.

A 5.0 magnitude earthquake has struck 4.35 miles southeast Ojai.

Incredible tribute to phospholipids