hoes be hurt and miserable

standing on business is so fun because you thought i was playing and im not

The moon knows we’re in love

i feel bad for people that think i'm still the same person that i was 10 years ago lol

sharpen your teeth and tell me you miss me

"i wasn't like groping her boob i just like had a grab of a boob"

Not tripping over anything I already slutted out

My favorite animal is me when my feelings hurt.

i act delusional for fun, i know when to wrap ts up

An unsent message makes me feel like someone mumbled some fuck shit

Bitch I’m fly that’s all you need to know

godzilla just needed some naked time with a godzilla partner and he wouldnt have been so grumpy stomping on everything

What needs to be done

Having an aesthetic seems so limiting. I need to be weird, sexual, whimsical and poetic, often in rapid succession.

i miss the days before i got diagnosed with celiac. i don't get a single joke about being gay anymore...it's just all gluten jokes now

idk man i think it fuckin depends

"so why do you have your toaster in your car?"

never in my life would i ever have guessed i'd ever live in alabama but...here we are

I never stopped being a weird girl I just got sexier

i found out today that one of my precious little gay coworkers has been blocked by doja cat on here since 2019 😂 and honestly that's such a huge flex