The years start coming and they don’t stop coming

Obviously Raspberry

Do you have pepper spray on your key chain or are you a guy

I CANT BELIEVE WE STAYED UP AND SCREAMED HAPPY NEW YEAR FOR THIS BULLSHIT

Let's go girls send tweet

It’s the fact that someone I met for the first time called me Ashley without even knowing I have a twin

Jack's Pizza > everything

I forgot how much I missed everyone posting the first snowfall on their Snapchat stories😌😌😌😌😌😌

i miss this feeling

I can’t wait to spend too much money on TouchTunes again😩

If you used the bathroom at Grandma’s on a Saturday night, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

I don't wanna die for you, but if dying's asked of me... I'll bear that cross with honor 'cause freedom don't come free.

One day you become the aunts and uncles drinking in the background at the family gathering and no one really prepares you for that

I think I like golfing stuff.

Shoutout to this donkey who decided to use my bumper as a bench this afternoon

I said "Dave..." … I ain't as good as I once was