“Wow you left me on read” bitch you sent me a black snapchat with no text. What do you expect? You wanna act dry I’ll be the fucking Sahara boo

Still mad that I was promised a trip out west if I passed grade 11. I passed. Guess who’s never been out west? Was also promised a trip down south if I went to therapy and worked on my mental health. I complied. Family did not. And they wonder why I no longer believe them🙄

FINALLY! We’re controlling the spread but at a much bigger cost

i know i’m sensitive bc it bothers me when ppl don’t say drive safe or text me when u get home

Was feeling down about myself lately but then I got a taxi home from work and the driver called me hot so like... bye bye depression

Rlly wanna be on a boat on the lake sun tanning with a drink in hand... is that really so much to ask for 🥺

A pro tip because a few people haven’t heard it... if you’re applying to work at an adult shop, please don’t mention that you have an only fans. It really doesn’t have anything to do with your ability to work and sell product. Its not necessary information for your future manager

Thinking about that one time in French class we had to trace the shadow of our side profile and put it on the wall for everyone to see and I hated my side profile so much that I had an anxiety attack and called my mom “sick” to leave. Did not pass it in.

Payday😍 Payday after you pay your bills😵

I fucking love my job. Customers buying lingerie and stuff and start chatting “I’m actually getting this because im going to see my ex tonight.. is that bad?” YASS BITCH GET IT. I love hearing about the sneaky links

The sexual tension between me and the person next to me at the red light🥵

I just want everyone to be vaccinated and this covid thing to be over so I can stop having to learn to rules every week. This shit is confusing af my brain is tired😫

Trying to book a covid vaccine currently feels like trying to get tickets to a sold out concert

June 15th I’m fucking ready for you baby💉