I just bought a $5 bottle of wine specifically to drink out the bottle for no other than “Im in my 20’s”

the only asmr i want to listen to

im trying to prove a point

a hoe might never get cold but she does get laryngitis, stay safe ladies

me when a customer hands me a $100 bill & thinks theyre funny talkin some shit like “i just made it this morning”

mackenzie gets mad when she gets hiccups so she just makes them stop

Me on May 5, 2020 when I should be drinking tequila and getting funky on the dance floor with my girls

Hate people who park like this

Jesus Christ never mind

not kidding

There are two types of diabetes, but only one type of caring: Type 1 caring.