Listen. LISTEN. I look forward to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade every year. So please explain why THIS YEAR, you are playing shitty holiday elevator music over two all WOC musics groups’ performances (and probably all upcoming performances)??? #VerizonLive #MacysParade

My 1 year old nephew just ran up to me, hands covered in ketchup, smiling, and reaching up to my face screaming “EYES”. So yes I have stared down death in it’s face.

I felt this.

Me at my first outing post vaccine

I am two tax brackets away from obsessively creating those tiny Christmas villages all over my house.

For 2021, I don’t just want proof of vaccination to hang out with you, I want full access to your Instagram profile. If I see any proof of you being unmasked in large groups, traveling for fun, or just generally being unsafe during the pandemic, it’s off.

obligatory FU 2020 tweet

Am I just starved for musical theatre or is this really good??! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Arrest this man.

Wow. Highly recommend taking 7 minutes away from watching Congress. The British news media perfectly captured today close-up. May all US media request to re-air this. It’s already packaged, impactful and brings clarity to the day. Reliable Sources

7 Traitors objecting to the Pennsylvania electoral vote: Cruz, Hawley, Hyde-Smith, Lummis, Marshall, Rick Scott, Tuberville These people are irredeemable and deserve to be expelled.

This is domestic terrorism.

Getting blocked from Twitter for 12 hours was all it took? Twitter, y’all should’ve done this 4 years ago.

The pandemic isn’t over just because y’all had a coup. The pandemic isn’t over just because y’all had a coup. THE PANDEMIC ISN’T OVER JUST BECAUSE YALL HAD A COUP.

Me: Give me an oldie but a goodie song suggestion! Other person: “Gravity” by Sara Barielles!!!! Me:

AMANDA. GORMAN.

HBD #TrayvonMartin who would’ve been 28 today! Happy belated to #StephonWatts would’ve turned 24 on Feb 1. Stephon was autistic & only 15y/o when calumet city police killed him. His family never got justice. Let’s celebrate them both today! #BlackLivesMatter #BlackHistoryMonth