PSA: If you're not going to tip your wait staff stay the hell out of a restaurant, order to-go or go through a drive thru ya cheap skates

The Riverdale musical episodes always have me like:

Everyone I meet in Superior: I totally thought you went to Northwestern!!! Me: no but might as well 🤷‍♀️

An open letter to residents of Superior: please stop doing drugs. All of the drugs. Just stop... you're starting to get weird. That's all 🙄

Always remember: Treat others how you wanted to be treated. #GoldenRule

The hardest question during an interview for me: "so what are your hobbies??". What I want to say, "drink beers at home & rewatch Grey's Anatomy till 4am" (cuz it's true). What I actually say, "I like to make crafts I guess" 🤦‍♀️

One of my regulars just told me I'm the only bartender (sports/dive bar) in Superior who still wears a mask while working. Yes. Because I respect my employer, this establishment, my customers & like to protect myself along with the people I'm around.

If you're coming to the bar tonight while I'm working you're watching Legally Blonde. Sorry not sorry

When Alex brings in all Meredith's previous patients to speak on her behalf. Tears & chills everytime 😥😭 #GreysAnatomy

Do you ever scroll past an old high school friend or acquaintance and think if we would of made our friendship last I really think we would get along so well? Happens too much for me!

Well Grey's Anatomy that's a wrap (again). I started the series over again in mid-March for the 3rd time and just finished season 16 😂 can't wait for November! #GreysAnatomy #GreysAnatomy16

Jen (bartender at Schultzs): "oh ya wanna start a tab??" Kyler (drunk as shit from the night before): "NO my name is Kyler!!!" Lol what 😂😂 Kyler Moss

Just explaining to John what wedding insurance is 🤪

Loving the new T Swift album a little more than I thought I would #evermorealbum

This bowling date is right up my ALLEY!!!! But actually I throw my body at the lanes and get too drunk to aim bahah #TheBachelor #TheBachelorABC

I love the Dollar Tree in Superior. Dollar tree slaps

Producers: “Now slam her head into the ground when you land” #TheBachelor

Definitely need to bring this tweet back around John Rochon Brett Missinne Kyler Moss G Please don’t make us actually have to use our liability insurance 😅 ps. There are no cows

I can’t wait to have kids someday and experience the Holidays with them. Mostly as an excuse for me to be super extra and use all my PTO to do all the winter activities 🤷‍♀️🎄☃️❄️