a cat with homophobia in its eyes ❤️

The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m in the basement, drinking until I fall asleep. My wife is crying, begging me to come upstairs & watch a Muppet Christmas Carol with my family. “I don’t care if I die tonight” I whisper.

DO NOT LOOK AT IT DIRECTLY WITHOUT THE EYE PROPER PROTECTION, DOING SO COULD CAUSE SERIOUS PAIN AND POSSIBLE DAMAGE TO THE RETINAS

Biden thinks he can take away the sun? Not on my watch! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅

Why as a man are you protecting your retinas

no presidential debates just this and a stopwatch

i hope we get another submersible with billionaires trapped inside of it this summer. we've been good. we deserve it

you know who else wears a short jacket and tight pants?

joe to jill backstage: you look gorgeous barack

Every time I see this video of Mahomes wife I immediately see Gerald from Finding Dory

unfortunately the clickhole states tees are quite good

Just told I’m “giving Winnie the Pooh vibes”, gonna be driving home in complete silence now

Jesus fish sticker is to bad driving as rhinestone steering wheel cover is to also bad driving

Europeans watching Americans fix their healthcare system with gun violence

#TheBoys Marketing is truly a one of a kind.