allie Oh ya I hope I don’t shoot Gary Miller w a firework again

Look at this kid🥹❤️🇺🇸

Friendship runs deep

What’re we being????

Surprise!! 1989 (Taylor’s Version) is on its way to you 🔜! The 1989 album changed my life in countless ways, and it fills me with such excitement to announce that my version of it will be out October 27th. To be perfectly honest, this is my most FAVORITE re-record I’ve ever done

WELCOME TO THE NFL, CHARLIE JONES!

I hope tay tay is staying warm tonight

Bring back the og tbell bags plz

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍 store.taylorswift.com 📷: Beth Garrabrant

allie You’re my friend not my mom friend f them kids

“WHERE IS JUSTIN BIEBER”

us: we want justin bieber usher:

This morning I woke up to a tornado & we sat on the kitchen floor that has 4 windows (bc safety 1st?) then tonight I caused a mini fire in the dishwasher and melted a measuring cup & my kid made a “cake” & we had to scrape her “dough” mixture out of the carpet :) happy wednesday

*Me trying to look good in pictures* my eyes:

I posted a pic of my landscape in this fb group on advice to dress it up & this old lady told me to hire a landscape architect, I ofc asked if she was paying for it and she said I should be able to afford it as part of routine home maintenance💀 OK

I am thrilled to announce Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS). For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it

Whoever said wedding planning was fun can kick rocks

I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb