ESPN8: The Ocho coinciding with the Olympics is just such a humbling occurrence.

Unfortunately, I’m not mindful. I’m not cutesy. I’m not demure. I’m mentally ill, cunty, and a bit demonic.

Just realized that I can never sue Disney even if they kill my whole family because I wanted to play fantasy football on ESPN that one year.

Overheard Florida: “I heard there’s another hurricane out there… I’m not looking..”

Choosing who I want to win the World Series is hard. Cuz like as a Red Sox fan I obviously never want to see a Yankee World Series win, but I’m also just so sick of the Dodgers. It’s kind of like the election, yet again. Like, I strongly dislike one, but I’m so sick the other.

Also, Netflix is the realest of all time for dropping The Comeback: 2004 Red Sox just days before a New York Yankees World Series.

I think we really take for granted how short and precious college football season is.

Earthquakeeeeee

Extremely hard day to be putting on a uniform to head to the airport. Can’t fathom any of this knowing how often we’ve all made that approach and that this could have easily been any of us at anytime. Blue Skies and Tailwinds #AA5342 🪽

Busy fuckin week for the NTSB. My god, this is horrifying.

Nothing screams “Instill the fear in air travel safety, so you have even more control of the people” like ripping the #FAA apart and watching the airplanes fall from the sky.

Can we please just do a #SuperBowl next year that is just Emo Rock of the late 90’s/early 2000s? Strictly to feel something. Maybe NFL get in contact with When We Were Young and fix what’s left of our millennial brains.

And now we add the death of my mom, cousin, uncle, two more hurricanes, my livelihood quite literally falling out of the sky daily. Unbearable times, dawg.

I need #LesterHolt to now circle back to narrating Why Planes Crash on The Weather Channel to explain to the NTSB/FAA report’s findings in Layman’s terms to the general public.

This #AirportTheory trend is just a gift from the nonrevgod blessing NonRevs with last minute seat assignments.

I have a feeling that today will be filled with blessings from the nonrevgod #RealID

Today, after working a transcon redeye turn, during deplaning I told the blind passenger to watch his step as he exited. Take me out behind the shed.

Troy Aikman looks like what RFK is supposed to look and sound like

Oh no, we absolutely can’t afford this rn

NOT THE Red Sox ON Red Sox CRIME 🥹😱