The blonde guy doesn't want to take me out anymore. My life has no purpose.

you expect me to act like a normal human being ? i’m wearing a sleeveless turtleneck

i don’t converse much with miss collei but she did ask me once how to insult someone in corporate talk and that’s all i needed to know

if you refuse to peel an orange for your significant other then you are a very sad and lost individual, get better

everyone should keep in mind that learning is a privilege and not a chore, and you should always question knowledge and never blindly follow it. trusting a reliable source is crucial but the credibility of that source loses all meaning if no one seeks to understand it further

why do we make such a commotion when a butterfly lands on you, that bug landing on you just indirectly called you sweaty

you eat fruit in public and no one bats an eye… but you bite down on a vegetable and society… society goes wild

Happy Birthday, #Alhaitham! #GenshinImpact I wouldn't have guessed I'd bump into you two in a Sumeru tavern. Here to give me your wishes? Thank you, it is indeed my birthday. I just hope that today will be as relaxing and enjoyable as any other. The signature dish here at

good afternoon, far too many people have come up to me to talk today for no apparent reason

excuse my increasingly late replies, i’ve been too lazy to reply to them all

teenagers scare me why did one just ask me if i was “mewing” ? last i checked i was not a cat

i once told tighnari that he had a spider on his shoulder and instead of asking me to flick it off, like i assume a normal person does, he asked me to identify it

day four !!! Keep going !! links to help Palestine !! Educational Thread: x.com/niloutimely/st… Daily click : arab.org E-sims: gazaesims.com Care for Gaza: gofundme.com/f/careforgaza Menstrual hygiene funds: piousprojects.org/campaign/2712

i would rather lose you than the argument

whenever cyno visits us he brings the whole desert with him

“i could fix him” please don’t it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad

i won’t announce my descent into madness, but there will be signs

hello, my roommate isn’t in his usual spots and i fear that he has gone missing, if anyone has seen him around please feel free to contact me. his appearance is as pictured here below.

// where is lawrence when u need him the most … come back home lawrence the kids miss you

happy international women’s day to everyone concerned, i wish you all a very eventful day