Let's see your championships "Johnny".

I've broken more rules than just 3, 9, and 10. Breaking all the rules is how I got to be a 16 time world champion.

You're not even fit to tie my boots.

As soon as I smack the smile off these kids faces.

Oldest ride, longest line!

'Critic' is just another word for a guy with a pen and no championships.

Oh, don't worry. I'd let everyone know.

Rumors of my in-ring diminishment have been grossly overstated.

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Who wants to be short and sticky when they can be a 16 time world champion wearing a hall of fame ring.

Being Rickie Flare is just 2 sweet. Woo!

You misspelled Rickie Flare.

My involvement with WrestleGasm is a yearly standing invitation from the fine organizers. It is the fault of the PVP people not properly coordinating with my people to ensure both sets of fans went home happy.

Why continue this farce? I've already won, but the fake news won't report on it.

Some are saying I'm the best wrestler ever.

This is exactly why your mother told you to eat your vegetables and say your prayers to Rickie Flare. The reason you can't see me is because you don't believe.

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I may not always land in the right place, but I always land on top.

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If there's one thing Rickie Flare does better than anyone else, it's carry dead weight to victory in afterthought tag matches. There isn't a lot Rickie Flare can't do better than anyone.