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Allen Weisselberg's Thoughts

@allenweisselbe1

Parody troll account to mock Trump Organization CFO, Allen Weisselberg.
I became rich by protecting Donald Trump and doing a little Rikers time.

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calendar_today24-08-2018 15:00:21

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Mr. Trump will not see the judge's comment as correcting him. Rather, it was a big win. In his mind, his pressure forced the judge to give in and allow him to testify despite the gag order.

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I would not dare the judge like this. (Not that he believes his bluster): "The judge says 'You'll go to jail if you violate [the gag order]'. Frankly, our Constitution is much more important than jail - not even close. I'll do that sacrifice any day."

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Mr. Trump will blame me for the designating the payments to the pornography film actress. This is fine. I've been handsomely renumerated for my role.

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It is public knowledge that Mr. Trump paid me $2 million for my silence. It's good business practice. (That said, if I knew I would end up in Rikers twice, I would have asked for more.) propublica.org/article/donald…

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If you knew my wife, you wouldn't find Rikers jail that bad either. Besides, the extra income from Mr. Trump is very welcome. #SilenceIsGolden

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Apparently one will be evicted from this platform for referring to Elon Musk as First Lady Elonia Musk. Mr. Trump definitely loves Elonia more than Melania.

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The Pope recognized the #Antichrist in his presence and could not help but respond to the evil. Sadly, this selfless act caused him to have a stroke later in the day. #PopeFrancis