My dads an incredibly smart man. •Great leader •Can fix anything •Socially strong & networks well •Read a book a week for 30 years He NEVER moved up in his company. I asked him WHY & the answer he gave me brought me to tears. Here’s the best lesson my dad ever taught me.

big things happening at home. our cat is pregnant and the whole family is certain that our neighbour's cat got her pregnant. Mom thinks that we should give the neighbour half of how many ever kittens she births, dad thinks that we should ask said neighbour to pay child support

Saw a patient today for rib pain. On her property, she has a large pond. Many geese stop for both their migrations north and south, but they don't nest there. Early this past summer, one of the geese stayed, and it's been by the pond ever since.

The first sound I knew was your heartbeat. The first voice I knew was yours. I learned to gauge my safety from watching your eyes. I learned to speak by watching your mouth. Your love for me is almost as endless as my love for you. Happy Mothers’ Day

He is someone who picks chocolate fruit but is trying chocolate for the first time in his life … x.com/bukadarifazlaa…

The paediatric surgery team has arrived in Gweru and started day 1 of surgical camp at Gweru Provincial Hospital. Free surgeries for children with hernias thanks to sponsorship from our generous partners. We are celebrating 30yr anniversary of SurgicalSocietyOfZim 🥳🥳

*with consent** An ecstatic mother after a successful surgery on her newborn baby. As we celebrate 30yrs of the Surgical Society of Zimbabwe, we continue to remember the root cause of why we do the work we do. Restoring lives, one surgery at a time. 🙂

Man sits by me on train. MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here ME: Really? MAN: Loads mate ME: How'd you know? MAN: There's signs aren't there? ME: I guess? MAN: I love them (47 minutes of awkward silence.) Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying 'cycle paths'.

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˗ˏˋ CrimeInSA ˊˎ˗ Let's keep blaming foreigners for crime and watch crime flourish. Crime must be treated just as crime, whatever the nationality of the suspect or criminal.

Today went to my High school,met these young ones Fisco News Network they were selling copies of their news bulletin as a fund raising!It pleased my heart to see young people with heart for extra circular activities! Today was my first time at this high school of mine in 12

This Tsonga hun bought her boyfriend the latest GTI??? I need to do better as a woman. 😭😭😭

Your girl on her story knowing you don’t have a car: “Car Dates>>>>>>🥺”

South Africa get your tickets. I am on my way 😉

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Zvishavane/Shabani🤲🏾, please pop in our new homeware and lights shop. Located mutown line raChikozho where FC Platinum gym used to be. Please retweet, my customer could be on your TL🫶🏾🫶🏾 Street Hustler_Gri7zmann🇪🇸💵💴 enda nevanhu kushop shaa😂 Glen Dhliwayo murungu🤲🏾

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The type of activity you engage in when you don’t have to worry about basic amenities.