All i want is to be tan

I wanna be on a boat, in the middle of the lake, with the sun burning down on me, getting a tan and listening to morgan wallen and hunter hayes

If you make shitty coffee YOU ARE a shitty person sorry

Stop allowing the people in your life to control how you feel. If they treat you like shit you get rid of them. The people that truly benefit you in anyway and make you happy are the ones that stay.

i can’t wait to have kids so i can bully them

“i’m a wife not a gf” nah you a homewrecker & a cheater but that’s a conversation you aren’t ready for 🤭

My rims have really been through hell and back

I can’t wait until I have kids and my friends have kids and it’s just a bunch of bffs hangin out

Guys are protectors of their sisters, yes. But a sister about her brother? You don’t want that smoke. I’m trying to tell you 😂

In a world full of hate, be the light

I rather be tan and ugly than be pale and ugly

last summer i accidentally turned my whole neighborhood into alcoholics

my baby blanket really has had enough

be kind to someone today, the world needs it

Don’t you hate it when you accidentally order a pair of shoes lmao

Ima be pissed if my kids ain’t funny

today is here and then it’s gone forever, if there’s any reason to have a good day, it’s that