Hey Grok what bar is my ex going to tonight

Almost messaged my boss “type shit” on teams

You only get the one life twin, crash out if you want to, this life is fleeting and beautiful twin make the most of it

My vice is nerds gummy clusters

Craving a crisp Dr. Pepper and a brand new Talking Stage to fantasize about

Strava kudos gap relationship

Russian math prof son or Chinese stats prof daughter

My trigger word is hyperplane

BYOT (Bring Your Own Tylenol)

insurance does not cover what i am about to do

Orthogonal projection would be such a beautiful name for a baby girl

Third cup of coffee today hopefully this is the one that does it

oh you have a data warehouse? that's cool i live in a data mansion. it's on a data lake. we even have a data dog

I was put on this earth to consume yogurt based sauces spreads and dip

Running won't magically fix all your problems but it will increase how many liters of oxygen per kilogram per minute your body can utilize.

Asked for a Hot Italian at the Union Station Jersey Mikes and they brought out some guy named Pravesh

telling her “good comms” during sex

I took her to my onions and I leeked it