love to listen to Supreme Court oral arguments about fun hypotheticals like “if you have a womb is it possible you aren’t a person” and “should we have a king”

This one’s for the EMTALA nerds

Taylor Swift released a song called “I hate it here” and Alec Bohm has two home runs and six RBIs, I don’t want to hear a single goddamn bad thing about that album.

The President doesn't get credit for being 'privately enraged' when he still refuses to use leverage to stop the IDF from killing and starving innocent people. These stories only make him look weak.
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This should not have been the red line, but if white aid workers being murdered is what it takes, we’re here now. It’s long past time to condition aid to Israel and the IDF. Ceasefire now.

I'm glad that US officials are outraged about the IDF massacre of World Central Kitchen workers (at least on background), but there have to be consequences for it to matter. Demand accountability and more aid trucks into Gaza. Stop transferring weapons. politico.com/news/2024/04/0…

From doctors to midwives, nurses, and clinic volunteers – today and every day, we #celebrateabortionproviders for their tireless efforts to protect and provide essential abortion care.

Folks I am serious. Stop putting more air in the bags of chips.

I will destroy you robber barons I am not f**king around.

Cetaphil spent their Super Bowl commercial budget on a perfect 80-second film about Taylor Swift’s effect on the NFL.❤️

Watching Joni Mitchell performing at the #Grammys for the first time at the age of 80

Annie Lennox at the #Grammys : 'Artists for ceasefire. Peace in the world.'

Actually openly weeping watching Tracy Chapman sing Fast Car in 2024

Really never thought I'd live to see Jason Kelce's nipple and Taylor Swift in the same shot on live television and could not be more thrilled

no amount of Eagles slander can get to me because no other fans can hate this team as passionately or creatively as I can

DAK IS ASS

The Eagles

I am not a 'fan' of the Eagles. That's inaccurate. I hate them very much but just want them to win more than anything. It's different.

I’m gonna call into WIP after this game and make the Unabomber’s manifesto sound like a bipartisan resolution to rename a post office.

I want Nick Sirianni to yell at me like that