Notice how it's not beautiful like a bee's nest but instead mirrors the layers of hell

Me making small talk with the vendors at this pizza convention: “So you guys like pizza?”

Nobody move, there’s blood on the floor

Wanna know what working blue collar is like? I thought one of my coworkers had a slight speech impediment until he came to work one day sober and talked completely fine. This man was buzzed constantly lol

A week ago I was joking about how The Fray was playing at Durango and ironically playing their songs but now I’m looking at ticket prices lmao

Damn yo, you didn’t think I wanted your love and your revenge???

very liberating that if you fool the same guy more than once it's low key not on you anymore

Text your homies that you been listening to old Drake and see who shows up

Each day is a new opportunity to learn of a new crab. What a world we live in, such joy.

If you notice a foreign tourist in a Waffle House it is your American duty to start a fist fight to ensure they get the full experience.

Wish me luck on this Graveyard schedule

i now have a whole collection of these

Valerie 🎶

This is the power of justice, access and inclusion. We all benefit when we all support each other. op: chronicallyjenni (via IG)

Dudes Posting Their W’s If you're ever in a quicksand or mud, here's a tip for you fam

What a lovely gesture ❤️ He must be a great person to recieve such love 🙌❤️

Despite this life I lead 🎶

Feel the weight of a martyr