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Thank you to wherever for a great morning, I could get used to starting the day walking out to some classic David Bowie - amIright kidz? Wonderful for everybody to be able to see me. Look how handsome I am! In case you've not seen my previous posts, here's another photo of ME!

You probably want another photo of fabulous ME! Oh go on then, here you are.

Congratulations to Damien Egan and @Gvkitchen on your victories and for joining the growing Labour by-election winners club! Delighted to no longer be Labour's newest MP (see, it's still all about ME!)

Just in case you thought I cared about anybody but myself, here's some more photos of, er, ME! 📷

To my poor staffer watching this account, don't worry, have some alone time with my photo! 😉

So gutted my father was not a tool maker. 😥

Tory MP Michael Tomlinson: “Are you going to stick to the plan that’s working or go back to square one with Labour?” Retweet if you’re happy to go back to square one #bbclaurak

Robert Jenwick owns 3 homes each worth more than £1m, totalling £6m combined. Yet he still rents a 4th home for more than £2k a month which he puts on his expenses including all the bills. He got banned from driving and he calls migrants criminals, all he has is hate/greed.

Just to be absolutely clear to constituents, my position on transwomen accessing girls' & women's safe spaces & sports is..... sorry, you're breaking up, the line's not very good - I'm going to have to call you back...

Rachel is quite right. Look how she deals with her own money.

Business secretary Kemi Badenoch made highly damaging charges in the Commons against Henry Staunton, the chair of the Post Office who she sacked. He has now issued a detailed rejection of what she alleged. If she is found to have knowingly misled MPs, she is in trouble

A lot of people ask me "Alistair, were you born in 1989 or 1990?" Let me be unequivocal on this. The answer is a resounding: YES!

A Labour government will always strive to ensure it has no women or ethnic minority leaders. We've been resolute on this until now, and this will not change.

Good news!

Hello Hetchan! I care deeply about local issues in 'our' town. This is me in the High Street, just near St Linda's church, outside the former Wimpey.

Wide polling leads for the Labour party have become the norm. Seat projections with these figures usually result in a Labour landslide and Tory wipeout. New analysis by Labour Together has modelled two scenarios which show there is cause for caution despite Labour’s wide lead🧵

Great to hear the term 'The OG' referred to on BBC Radio 4's GQT, with gangsta reference to hybrid plants. True people of the streets listen to this!

Great to get clarification that Diane Abbott is banned, or is not banned, from standing for The Labour Party. #LabourChaos