I married an indestructible goddess. I am such a lucky man.

They say you can get anything here. I once got pick-pocketed.

I once had a very large cat, but that's not my point. My point is why are you smirking?

Remind me not to get injured anywhere near you..

Yes, but she seems more... "Ooh, pretty colors!" than "Muahaha! I am Princess Stabbity! Stab, kill, kill!"

Oh. Ha, ha. Ha. Part of templar training, back at the Chantry. The men were... always getting their socks mixed up.

Now... if we could move right on past this awkward, embarrassing stage and get right to the steamy bits, I'd appreciate it.

I don't know how you can resist me like you do.

Heh! I think we work well together.

Ummmm... Does this mean I'm in trouble?

This part takes forever!

Nothing like with brush with death to make you not like death much.

I think that's a corpse. Looks dead right?

Can't we just say shoo or something?

Alright. Who ordered death?

You smell great! Is that death you're wearing? It really suits you.

Your desire is my command.

Shove over, will you?

Reverting to harsh language.

No! You first! I try to be polite to grandmothers.