Shoveling snow is not in my ministry.

PMS’ing be making me feel like I need a psychiatrist

🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

Aysh ppl standing outside waiting for the monks but when we say go to church it’s a problem oooooo lawd

Whenever I get sick it’s never a cold bro just straight sore throat

“nobody is coming to save you” as long as my parents are alive on this blue planet they are coming to save me please.😭

brick by brick, quietly.

I’m never beating the easily irritated allegations

I need the iPhone 17 like tmrw

I hate Office Depot

I LOVE A GOOD NIGHT AT THE CLUBBBABABBABS

Omg I bruised my toenail real bad I’m irritated

Aldi never got ppl working the register bro

THAT MIU MIU SCENT?!? Omgg

Aw Damis interview was commendable

I just knowwww how I am lawdddddd omg

One thing I love about traveling is that it shatters the illusion that your current life is the only possible one.

Beyonce is giving auntie