Made a deal 5 weeks ago. We get in the playoffs, o-line could shave my head. I'm a man if my word!

I'd make you food at 2am

@TopsheIf haha

I ain't with that 30 mins to text back bs

just need a girl to spoil tbh

i put the "i" in "single"

@DeckScope good luck

don't do business with @tommysammak says he has money but really doesn't. He's an annoying cunt. Beware.

Girlfriend spelled backwards is dneirflrig that shit made no sense neither do most females

@AshleySmashlaay this is terrible

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just donated all my kush to the salvation army lol

need a girl to sing christmas songs with while looking at christmas lights.

well this is a real conversation in 2016

@meganlammons18 Sully Melanie ha

let's just eat and watch christmas movies

what a time to be alive huh Elvis The Alien

@MattICurtis it's like a fucking club at this point