Apple juice tastes like it wants to be an alcohol but it’s too shy.

you delete someone's number & Apple be like Maybe: Baby ❤️

"people you may know" & it's someone i would set on fire

Cool girl stopped liking my stories so i deleted instagram my vibe was probably off idk but i trust her

wtf he do??

if i introduce u to a restaurant and we stop talking dont ever go there again

its really fucking funny that americans have to write sob story essays to get into university

kill the groundhog fam

Mocktails are an insane concept tbh here’s a cup of juice for $19

posting while i haven't replied to my friend texts

we went from april 1 to april 23 in just 5 mins

why would this car behind me just honk at me cause i hit a curb like what does that have to do with you

You gotta do at least 3 white people activity per year for a healthy & balanced wellbeing

i be at the function accidentally agreeing w shit bc i cant hear

ragebaiting each other is flirting btw

how it feels to say “girl fuck you” to a man

liking hate tweets about an album i will not be listening to

nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you