White Christmas (in the North until somebody sings The Rains Of Castamere) #WesterosChristmasMovies

Good evening, Westeros.

I understand it is snowing. The next person who tweets 'Winter is coming' I shall shoot with my crossbow. *cough* Starks *cough*

However, I will admit I am feeling rather merry today. I like Christmas. Red is my favourite colour...

-- temptations. After all, he had so far managed to lure @_StarkSansa in well.* Take my hand. We will make our way to the dining room. --

-- The cooks have prepared us dinner and a dessert for lunch. *He would not tell @_StarkSansa what had been prepared yet, but whilst he --

-- would feast upon boar, @_StarkSansa would have wild wolf. He had not told anybody his intentions; this was unfortunately not the same --

-- horrific beast that mauled him, he would tell @_StarkSansa it was and force her to eat it. A lemoncake had also been prepared and --

-- decorated to his taste; whether @_StarkSansa would like it or not was another story. But that was the intention, as he found it all --

-- rather amusing. He took @_StarkSansa's hand courteously and they began their way back to the castle.*

Just in my chamber, obviously about to fuck whores all night and have no sleep... I do not have a bedtime at all. Ha. *cries self to sleep*

It's a surprise. For a change, you will be having a different meal to me, @_StarkSansa. I have realised you do not like boar. *grinning, --

-- Joffrey entered the dining room with @_StarkSansa and they were both seated. The food came out and was placed in front of them after --

-- they had tied their napkins around their necks. Joffrey was not patient enough for a starter so he and @_StarkSansa would begin --

-- with the main meal. The waitors lifted the lid off his food, then of @_StarkSansa's, who, unknowing of what was in front of her, --

-- gave a confused look* Does it look delicious, @_StarkSansa? I have boar, and you have the meat of a direwolf cub. Now eat it.

I never thought of that. Though I hope my traitor uncle eventually jumps off a bridge too. x.com/manuclearbomb/…

Being the most incredible King to ever grace the Seven Kingdoms is stressful. It can make one rather... tired. I shall now sleep. Goodnight.

There are more than two hundred and fifty non-traitors. Thank you.