Lol I just made some last week.

I say “I’m irritated” 50 times a day.

I can’t stand a uptight mama tbh lol

Even platonically, I love intensely.

you literally just have to get really good at continuing

i like routine….until i get rlly bored then i like the club & making bad decisions. until i get anxiety then i like routine.

can we be really deep but unserious please please

Carrot cake GET BEHIND ME! I’ll fight anybody bout you

Progress that I can feel. Joy that I can bask in. Love I can melt in & Money that I can freely spend.

Not if I’m not making my own money somehow 😩

*outright lied to

Things done out of love for the wrong person can never be something you shame the doer for. She loved through words and actions, some of you are dead inside and can never understand what that is, Yall should sit this one out.

Don’t nothing good come from a yella man.

to know me is to be confused, concerned, enlightened, inspired and in love all at the same time 😂

when Maya Angelou said "have enough courage to trust love one more time and always one more time." 🥹🤍

growing up is funny because it makes you realize in retrospect just how unnecessarily cruel adults were to you in childhood. like damn, i'm an adult now and i could never be such a horrible person to a little kid

Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Work. Work. Work. Change your oil. CARD DECLINED! CARD IS LOCKED! Change your password. 2 step verification. PERIOD! Unload the dishwasher. Change tire. 4 TIRES! WAKE UP! Work. Work. Work. Food is bad. Apple $9.99. Skincare. Sunscreen. Protein. Protein.

Quite literally.

Welcome to parenthood hoe.