when i text “interesting” this how i be looking

someone needs to blow up that hospital

you lowkey just gotta shower at 4:42am sometimes

With the bowling ball is crazy 😧

i hate texting nggas that nvr use emojis like damn i can’t get a lil 😭 every now n then

my next bf has to be smarter than me. once i feel like i can outsmart u ur just another bitch ass nigga and i cant respect you

if i owned a casino i would put this photo on every slot machine

hearing a man say “i was going to” is such a turn off because 1. you didn’t 2. you’re lying 3. and now i’m bored

IF IM STARTING A FREE TRIAL THEY SHOULD'NT NEED MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION.

i love the sudden realization that i don’t have to put up with a single thing i don’t like

signed off an email with 'kind retards' today and I can't stop thinking about it.

u ever had a nigga like u for years? like DAMN nigga u still like me ? 😭😭