I say we hire Dawn Staley. Shake everything up. #Razorbacks

If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural.
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban.
If you're naked on the front porch and…

This brilliant gem of a man is a national treasure. Protect him at all costs. And kudos to PBS KIDS for making him their new Resident Librarian!

I am sitting at lunch near a group of 6 high-school girls. They are talking about world languages, math, physics, going to med school, food (how much they love eggs), driving, comics, and travel.

In the past 30 minutes, not one mention of boys.

I want to go high-five them.

Country Beyoncé is my favorite Beyoncé.

A victory for dads and daughters everywhere!
#Karma #NeverGrowUp
New Heights Jason Kelce Chiefs Communications Brian McCarthy Taylor Swift Taylor Nation Tayvis Nation 🏈🫶🏻 Travis Kelce Super Bowl

All apologies to my prosecutor friends, but can we please start teaching this stuff in school? Don’t talk to police without a lawyer. Say no when they ask if they can search your car. And don’t google your crimes.

This commercial stars a real father and daughter, and I will tell you that I’ve seen something similar happen in our house, too. It’s connecting girls and their dads all over America. Whatever you think of Taylor or Travis, you have to admit that THIS is a wonderful thing.

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Hang it in a museum

And now I really want to rewatch Dead Poets Society.

2 years. Y’all know what she was writing 2 years ago? “You’re Losing Me.”

She is about to bury this man.

Also, folklore and evermore were never fictional. All those songs were about Joe. And TTPD is the rest of those songs, the ones she couldn’t release until they broke up.

I’m definitely going to tweet about all the Taylor Swift stuff, but first I just have to say: TRACY CHAPMAN!!! Absolutely stunning, brilliant, talented, amazing. Give that woman her flowers and all the awards!

How can he be 3-and-a-half on his birthday? Birthdays don’t work like that.

Just walked past 3 cars in the Target parking lot playing Taylor Swift. Last night my daughter belted Love Story. Today my son played Bad Blood while cleaning his room. I’m 43, and I have a favorite TS album, as does MY mom.

The haters have no idea who they’re messing with.

Things MAGA folks have tried to cancel recently:

Books
Teachers
Budweiser
The NFL
Taylor Swift
Disney World
Target
Nike
Starbucks
Beyoncé
American History
Democracy

If I were trying to make a list of the most beloved American things imaginable, this would be it.