texting at work texting when I’m off

despite popular opinion dating apps are NOT for dating. they are for finding people to watch your instagram story for years and years

men blocking you is so funny like ok princess

i am so serious you guys have got to learn to care about things your friends care about even if they're outside your range of usual interests. you need to care about things you don't think you'd care about. you need to care.

accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life

quick slide cancel

“Very demure” Bitch shut the fuck up

all men lie so just pick the liar with the nicest biceps

THIS IS IN MINECRAFT???????

september

Sunday Ticket should be $5 all these teams fucking suck

life's worth living

Barista: And what’s a good name to put on the cup? Me: The Barista Strangler

Propaganda I won’t be falling for: - thinking 30 is old - beef tallow - wearing a bra - the american dream - clean girl/trad wife - lululemon - $300 concert tickets - paying back student loans - deodorant without aluminum - nonchalantness - waking up earlier than 6 am

I am done drinking alcohol. Unless my fav DJ is in town. Or it’s a special occasion like a holiday. Or if it’s really nice out. Or if I feel like it.

im so anti ai its not even funny like it genuinely makes me angry

Some of yall are being too generous with the “hot” stickers